Unfortunately due to climate change / Tony Blair / Labour, i have had to postpone the great walk - as it's really slippery and my ankles are quite precious.
The good news is that i walked past Argos and saw a 'my little pony' collection on sale - which is another -10pts for Ponies. Zebra's have been a bit quite which get's me thinking quite what they're up to? Hmmm -10pts for being sneaky. Horses get +22.3points due to me using the phrase 'horses for courses' today and because the '.3' is annoying.
Who's the best :
Zebra 20pts
Ponies -20pt
Horses -25pt
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
The Great Walk!
Due to the phenomenal interest in the initial 'post' I felt it was owed a follow up. Thanks for all the emails and suggestions as to what to do with this (currently standing at 'none') i will try to reply to all (none) of these as soon as i have the time (I have plenty).
I have decided that i am going to walk home from work tomorrow. I live in Ealing and work in Blackfriars. This is a marathon 3 hrs 6 mins according to my sponsors, Google who tell me it is a 9.1 mile walk. The map of said walk is here :
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I am slightly concerned as to whether i have adequate footwear and if you too are concerned (I'm talking to you Mr JD Sports) by all means send me some trainers - i am a UK size 11 ithankyouverymuch. I will take on my 'great walk' as the press have coined it (ahhh delusion) a bottle of coke, 2 packets of crisps and a pack of sour skittles.
Wish me luck!
I have decided that i am going to walk home from work tomorrow. I live in Ealing and work in Blackfriars. This is a marathon 3 hrs 6 mins according to my sponsors, Google who tell me it is a 9.1 mile walk. The map of said walk is here :
View Larger Map
I am slightly concerned as to whether i have adequate footwear and if you too are concerned (I'm talking to you Mr JD Sports) by all means send me some trainers - i am a UK size 11 ithankyouverymuch. I will take on my 'great walk' as the press have coined it (ahhh delusion) a bottle of coke, 2 packets of crisps and a pack of sour skittles.
Wish me luck!
Monday, 11 January 2010
1st Post!
Hi there,
Not quite sure what to write so I'll just say 'hey' although, hay is for horses. Luckily for me i said 'hey' rather than 'hay' otherwise I'd be in trouble (albeit with myself). Speaking of horses, I saw a horse this morning atop a building (a sculpture mind) and it got me thinking about what are the best, Horses, Ponies or Zebra's. Obviously Zebra's are stripey, vertical stripes too so they look slim - which is 1 point per stripe. According to google there isn't an actual answer to 'how many stripes does your average Zebra have' which is really annoying as without google i am left to guesswork. So I'll award 30 points. Ponies are a bit girly, so -10Pt's here. Horses are strong but short people are allowed to whip them and win a trophy for it, so that's obviously -47.3Pt's. I'll keep this going but today's leader board reads;
Who's the best :
Zebra 30pt
Ponies -10pt
Horses -47.3pt
I might eventually write something funny / important here. I MIGHT. Although I'll be following the 'followers' section and once it reaches 100 I'll tell the funniest joke of all time!
*The above may or may not be a lie.
Davie-M
Not quite sure what to write so I'll just say 'hey' although, hay is for horses. Luckily for me i said 'hey' rather than 'hay' otherwise I'd be in trouble (albeit with myself). Speaking of horses, I saw a horse this morning atop a building (a sculpture mind) and it got me thinking about what are the best, Horses, Ponies or Zebra's. Obviously Zebra's are stripey, vertical stripes too so they look slim - which is 1 point per stripe. According to google there isn't an actual answer to 'how many stripes does your average Zebra have' which is really annoying as without google i am left to guesswork. So I'll award 30 points. Ponies are a bit girly, so -10Pt's here. Horses are strong but short people are allowed to whip them and win a trophy for it, so that's obviously -47.3Pt's. I'll keep this going but today's leader board reads;
Who's the best :
Zebra 30pt
Ponies -10pt
Horses -47.3pt
I might eventually write something funny / important here. I MIGHT. Although I'll be following the 'followers' section and once it reaches 100 I'll tell the funniest joke of all time!
*The above may or may not be a lie.
Davie-M
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